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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Why do Muslims invade Western society?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

What are the similarities and differences between the policies of Democrats and Republicans currently?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

Devil’s Third director says panned Wii U game was innovative for its time - Nintendo Everything

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Health officials warn of measles case from traveler at Dulles Airport - The Washington Post

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

share office space ...

Then came..

No, not a chance

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Do you think there will ever be a movie that features a line such as “You graduated at the top of your class in liberal arts, we need your help”?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Everyone loved it.

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.