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14.06.2025 04:34

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Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
No go.
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No, not a chance
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Do married men like sucking dick?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)