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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 04:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

No go.

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Cosmic rings reveal new planet being born | Space photo of the day for June 11, 2025 - Space

No, not a chance

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Do married men like sucking dick?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

In the Belly of This Beast, a Major Find - Newser

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

What to know about the 2025 U.S. Open, from tee times to TV schedule - The Washington Post

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)